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FAMILY FATHER

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The Drunken Clam

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Now we return to Doctor Terry
Fabulous, gay gynecologist.

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Well, Mrs. Robinson,
let's take a look.

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He looks like a sad old man.

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Look, guys.
I have a new cell phone that takes photos.

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Look, look.
I took a photo of Lois's poop.

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I leave. Send it to me by e-mail.

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- Did you see last night's game?
- Yes.

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- That offensive line is exceptional.
- Yes, send me the photo by e-mail.

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- Hi guys.
- What the hell are you doing here?

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We have thought about doing a female outing.

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As you always talk about this place,
We have decided to meet him.

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Bernice, we haven't been together
enough...

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...for you to come out
with my friends' wives.

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- Shut up, Cleveland.
- Okay.

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Look, girls, a jukebox.
Do you feel like dancing?

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- Yes, totally.
- Clear.

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God, what a pain.

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This is the only place
What do we have to escape from women?

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This disaster is worse
than Jack Black's last movie.

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Now, we return to Jack Black in
The unconventional butler.

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Edgar, can you bring me some tea?

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Wait a minute, the butlers
They are elegant and polite.

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This guy is screaming
and waving his arms.

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You are an old man,
You don't understand young people.

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You're right.
I will change from now on.

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END

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My goodness, what a great time we had.

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Guys, we still become
in regular clients.

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Peter. Peter.

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Sorry, Joe. I just had
one of my Scrubs type fantasies.

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- It's a great series that you don't see.
- I hate series...

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...that deviate from history
for any nonsense.

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Our way of life is in danger.
We have to do something.

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- What if we ask them to leave?
- No no.

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I have something much more expensive
and delayed in mind.

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Well guys, the club
Quahog Masculine is finished.

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WITHOUT BALLS, YOU DON'T ENTER

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Six weeks and 8000 dollars
They have been worth it.

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Peter, get rid of that thing.
It is torture for the eyes.

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What else does it give you? you have
the Clam and us the club.

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Plus, it doesn't hurt anyone.

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What are you saying? You have ripped him off
a piece of facade to the house.

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What is this? Something happens to the house.

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I don't like changes.

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Peter, you can't put together
flimsy structures in the garden.

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Because? Herbert did it.

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QUAHOG MEN'S CLUB

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POLES AND MASSAGES
ON THE SHOULDERS FREE

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Well, this one is difficult.
Are you ready? Come on.

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Would you sleep with Cleveland...

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...so you can go to bed
with Angelina Jolie?

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- Yes. Yes, probably.
- Wait.

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In the missionary position,
looking into his eyes.

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You can't close your eyes
and think of another person.

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- I still think so.
- Thank you, Peter.

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with whom
would you rather go to bed...

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...pregnant Gina Gershon or Jenny
McCarthy after a car accident?

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Wait. Look, I know
This is a men's club...

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...but why talk only about sex?

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Let's see what you think of this:

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Who would you prefer
create a company...

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...with Janet Reno after a safari
or the fat guy from My Name's Earl?

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- It seems like a sex question.
- It's not.

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What does safari have to do with it?

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- What is the fat man's solvency?
- Six fifty-one.

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- Not bad.
- Better than mine.

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Do you have any ideas
or do I have to create it myself?

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- He has an idea, but not a very good one.
- I would choose Janet Reno.

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I have always wanted to open a company
medication delivery...

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...and that seems more like their market.

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This is ridiculous.
I want to talk about vaginas!

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It seems that the party
inauguration is a complete success.

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Guys, I propose a game.

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You have to drink a beer every
every time Brian says "great host."

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- "Wonderful"?
- It's his catchphrase. He always says it.

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- Yes, I'm in.
- Yes, let's go.

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- Hello, Brian. How are you?
- Good, having fun.

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Do you feel great,
or some variation of that word?

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Yes, I can't complain.
I have a little dry skin.

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He doesn't say it, Peter.

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That?

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No. Why would I say that? It doesn't exist.

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- The fact that?
- "Wonderful."

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What have I told you?
He can't stop saying it.

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- What a party, huh, Pedro?
- Yes.

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Pablo, I have to confess something to you.

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Passing by your house the other day...

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...I looked out the window
and I saw Betty getting naked.

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- He saw me, but he didn't stop.
- That?

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He didn't stop. She saw me looking at her...

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...and continued undressing.

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- Are you serious?
- Yes. I made a mistake.

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- What a headache. Do you have an Anacin?
- A what?

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- Anacin?
- Yes, Anacin.

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- Is that still being manufactured?
- Yes. Why?

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Because it seems
a medicine from the seventies.

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- Don't you have an Anacin?
- No.

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God, you're worth less than Colin Farrell.

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Are you wearing a wool hat? Yes.

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Yes, we are at 35 degrees.

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It is better to put on a woolen hat. Yes.

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Is there a lot of movement
under the wool cap?

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Are you thinking about your sideburns?

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No, you're not a complete asshole.

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What a nice t-shirt.
"Phresco", written with P-H.

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How curious, usually
It is written with "F". Yes.

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You have a tear in your pants.
It's on purpose, right?

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You are a bad boy. You are a bad boy.

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Society wants your pants
intact, but you don't pay attention.

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God, this is ridiculous.
Sorry, I'm going to have to kill you.

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Well, another drink
and we go to La Almeja.

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It's cheaper to drink beforehand at home.

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How much noise are they making?

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Those idiots have been there for two days
stuck in that ridiculous shed.

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- We should spoil their party.
- Bernice is right.

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They always try to get away from us.

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We should go in there
and remind them that they have women.

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Especially if they have food,
because in bars it is very expensive.

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Who invited Anne Frank?

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Quagmire, tell the story of the aunt
who had his anus inside out.

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- Blossom?
- That story is great.

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In the intensive care unit,
an aunt who falls on her ass...

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- Hello. Can we join the party?
- Sorry, girls are not allowed.

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Come on, Peter.
It would be nice to have an aunt.

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Quagmire, are you crazy?
This is a men's club.

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That's the problem, the proportion
It's terrible. There are only dicks here.

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- I agree.
- Yes, this is a bummer.

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That can be fixed.
Come on, girls, let's dance.

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High. Women can't dance here.

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I know two people
that they will take my side...

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...the parents of Dirty Dancing,
right, guys?

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I'm sorry, Peter.
Even we had fun.

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What's wrong, don't you want to dance?

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Don't worry, Joe. I don't care
stay sitting here with you.

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What I want to say is
I don't want to keep you.

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Don't be stupid. See how they have fun
the others is fun too.

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God, I hate being disabled.

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Sometimes I feel more useless than
the leader of the maids union.

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- What are your demands?
- We need more lemon Pledge.

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- Do you need more lemon Pledge?
- Yes.

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That is not responsibility
ours. Bring it from home.

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No.

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Say.

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Hello, Lois.

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Yes, we had a great time last night.

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Calm down, I'm
accustomed to not dancing.

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I knew what awaited me
After Joe's accident...

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...and I'm ready
to live like this for the rest of my life.

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Poor Bonnie. deserve
to someone much better than me.

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How much should you regret?
of this marriage.

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I wish there was some way
to walk again.

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Wait, what am I saying?

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Nothing happens to me.
I'm just like any guy.

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Joe, put your shoes on
hand and take out the trash.

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Thank you.

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Thanks for coming with me.

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It would be wonderful if the doctor
Hartman helped me walk.

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Sorry, Mayor McCheese, I don't know.
If cosmetic surgery is possible.

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- If it's a financial issue...
- It's not the money.

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His head is a hamburger.
It has no blood supply.

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- It's dead beef.
- I appreciate you being honest.

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Well, have a very nice afternoon.

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He finally smiles.

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- How can I help you?
- I can't take it anymore.

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I want to walk again.
I'll do whatever it takes.

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There is an operation
highly experimental.

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It's a leg transplant.

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If you exempt me from responsibilities,
could help you.

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When speaking, it sounds a bit like
to my father-in-law, Carter Pewterschmidt.

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- How curious, he is my patient.
- Here's my urine sample.

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- Thank you, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
- Hello, Peter.

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- Peter says we talk the same.
- I don't notice it.

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- I think I do.
- Oh really?

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Yes. We have never interacted
a lot, I hadn't realized.

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- I think I notice it too.
- How shabby, right?

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The number of voices is limited.
Some had to be similar.

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Now through
of digital graphic design...

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...we will choose donor legs
more appropriate to your body.

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How are you?

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Good choice. They are the only ones
that we have that are not cool.

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I'll keep them.

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00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:06,208
Joe, you're going to be happier than
some frogs on vacation in Ethiopia.

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00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,587
This is fantastic, even better
from what it said in the brochure.

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I feel like a pig,
but we are on vacation.

189
00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:15,759
Exact. Don't hate yourself.
We are on vacation.

190
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,345
Yes. I heard that Madonna
She's raising this guy's son.

191
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:22,641
Now relax and let
Let the anesthesia do its job.

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- OK. I trust you.
- Good.

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I will put the explanatory video
and we will begin.

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00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:28,856
That?

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Hello. I'm Jamie Farr. you get ready
to do a leg transplant.

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No!

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He's been in there for a while.
I hope everything goes well.

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OPERATING ROOM

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Gentlemen, I present to you
to the new Joe Swanson.

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Well, what do you think?

201
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- You look great, Joe. What a pass.
- They still smell new.

202
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:03,473
I put the old ones in a bag.

203
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,934
Great, we'll give them to Brian.

204
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:08,187
Come on, Joe. I'll take you home by car.

205
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:11,982
It's a joke? I have legs
that work after 15 years...

206
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,735
...and I'm going to use them. I'll walk home.

207
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:19,323
Sorry, hospital rules.
He has to go out in a wheelchair.

208
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:30,918
Joe, it's been amazing.

209
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,878
I know, I've witnessed it.

210
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:37,966
God, it's been so long since
I didn't remember how big you were.

211
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:40,427
I was going to tell you the same thing.

212
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,433
Coming soon to Fox,
a new reality show:

213
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:49,353
Who wants to marry Corky,
from By dint of affection?

214
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,606
You won't believe what's happening.

215
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:56,318
- Come on, guys, let's go.
- Let's go? Where to?

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These new legs
They have given me my life back.

217
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I want to do everything
I couldn't when I was disabled.

218
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:06,411
You are my best friends.
I want you to experience it with me.

219
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:07,871
Count on us.

220
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,796
This is great. How alive I feel.

221
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,757
Come on, girls. take off your heels
and move your butt.

222
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,384
You are a shame.

223
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,846
- Peter, this doesn't seem safe.
- Yes, I'm afraid...

224
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,727
Thanks, Spider-Man.

225
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:34,648
-Everyone has their turn once. Tell him.
- It seems like everyone gets it once.

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00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,066
Bingo.

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00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,528
ACADEMY OF ARTS
QUAHOG MARTIALS

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- I don't know, Joe.
- I don't want fear in this dojo.

229
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:48,662
- Joe, we don't even know what a dojo is.
- In this dojo there is no mercy.

230
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,790
- Why don't you calm down a little?
- No mercy!

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00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:04,595
Well, once again.

232
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:09,266
This time, no errors.
One, two, three, four.

233
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,881
Sorry, I thought
that it wasn't over yet.

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God, Joe is killing us.

235
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:48,096
I didn't get so tired
since I worked...

236
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...as a personal shopper
by Jackée Harry.

237
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,143
A pallet? Am I reading it correctly?

238
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:56,313
Do you need a pallet of cookies
dipped in chocolate?

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00:14:56,772 --> 00:15:01,109
Where the hell...? And what is this?
A jar of grape jam?

240
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:05,405
What's that? Like a gas can?

241
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,951
And look at this: a Cheez-Its counter.

242
00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:12,579
A counter? Where do you get
these units of measurement?

243
00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:16,124
-Mary.
- That's still funny.

244
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:22,464
Stay here, big girl.
I'm going for a cake hammock.

245
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:26,969
Yes. "Dave Matthews Live."
I'll record a copy for you. Take care of yourself.

246
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,930
- Hello, Joe. What do you have there?
- A mountain bike.

247
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,975
Joe, I don't know, I'm still knackered
of that walk with load.

248
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:36,478
I have thighs that look like
two cherry jelly beans.

249
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:40,065
Calm down, ladybugs.
I'll take my new friends with me.

250
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,776
These are Parker, Quentin and Portland.

251
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:45,904
- Is Portland the black one?
- Portland is the black one.

252
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,073
Joe, what the hell is this?

253
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,951
Peter, I've noticed
in the last few days...

254
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:55,747
...that I only went out with you
because he was crippled and you are lazy.

255
00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:59,543
It's time to make friends
more in line with my status.

256
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:03,589
- Joe, we have been friends for years.
- We all make mistakes.

257
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,633
- Come on, guys, let's exercise.
- Exercise!

258
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:09,636
Yeah! I'm going to do abs
until I shit myself.

259
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,515
I can't believe it.
Joe just left us stranded.

260
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:16,685
The only thing we have left as a memory
They are his old legs.

261
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:18,770
Okay, okay.

262
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:27,154
Peter, you should make peace with Joe.

263
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:31,116
Fuck him. He doesn't need us
now that he has new friends.

264
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,244
Those legs have turned him
in an asshole.

265
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:37,414
It's like giving a monkey the keys
of an amusement park.

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00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,374
- As?
- That?

267
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:43,128
What would happen if a monkey had
the keys to an amusement park?

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00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:46,340
I don't know. The schedules
They would be unpredictable.

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Maintenance would be affected.

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00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,804
The prices would be bananas.

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00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:55,849
Lois, don't ask me
explanations. Accept it.

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00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:58,769
Support me in these moments.
I have lost my friend.

273
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,772
Peter, there have been many changes
in Joe's life.

274
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,525
Maybe I needed to turn the page.

275
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:07,152
If I were you, I would find another friend.

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00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:11,031
A soul mate, like
Judas found Pontius Pilate.

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00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:13,659
Sometimes I feel like someone...

278
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...crucify Jesus of Nazareth.
My God.

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00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,789
- Shut up.
- No, you shut up.

280
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,542
- I'm Judas.
- Pontius. How strange.

281
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:26,296
Just today I wanted to find
the son of God and nail him to the cross.

282
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:29,550
- Let's go look for him to get to him.
- That seems fine to me.

283
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:45,774
Do you think you are the right one to be?
the fourth of the group, Buzz Killington?

284
00:17:45,858 --> 00:17:50,153
Yes, we are dedicated to telling jokes,
but you are a party pooper.

285
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:55,033
On the contrary, I am a teacher
of the humorous genre.

286
00:17:55,951 --> 00:18:00,372
Do you know how it was invented
corn flour?

287
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,165
- No.
- No.

288
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,752
Neither did the miller, when
He left home that morning.

289
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,965
We have to get Joe back.

290
00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:16,847
Joe, please. Can we talk about it?

291
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,473
There is nothing to talk about.

292
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:22,644
You've outgrown me, Bonnie.
I have to extend my legs and fly.

293
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,105
Stay with the child.

294
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:27,357
It was something horrible.

295
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:28,734
He left Bonnie stranded.

296
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:32,362
And that bastard has passed me by
to go out partying with those idiots.

297
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:35,657
- Peter, we have to do something.
- You're right.

298
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:40,621
Guys, there is only one way:
cripple Joe again.

299
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:43,415
It's the right thing to do. How to eliminate Hitler.

300
00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,421
Do you see it? we had
a plan from the beginning.

301
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,676
Goodbye, amazing new friends.

302
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,930
Bonnie, I forgot the Soloflex.

303
00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,431
Hello, Joe.

304
00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:04,144
- What are you doing here, ladybug?
- We're going to break your legs, Joe.

305
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:07,523
- It's for your own good.
- Come on, guys. Go for it.

306
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,688
It's over.

307
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,983
Bonnie. What are you doing? Put down my gun.

308
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:53,819
Not until I get my husband back.

309
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:59,908
- My perfect little ass!
- Sorry, I wanted to hit you in the column.

310
00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:05,414
- Damn!
- Sorry, I have bad aim.

311
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:10,460
For God's sake, give me the gun,
I will do it myself.

312
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,926
My goodness, what a pain we got into.

313
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:21,889
I want to take advantage of the opportunity
to apologize.

314
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:27,436
I've behaved like an asshole.
I hope you forgive me.

315
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:30,564
We are glad to have
recovered our Joe.

316
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:34,610
When our wounds heal,
We can take a good walk.

317
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,361
I already believe it! Yeah!

318
00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:37,905
One moment.

319
00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:45,245
Now it's our turn to laugh at you.

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00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:20,822
María Josefa Chacón Tornero